Sure, we can mail you:
1) DeGoogled phone completely setup, and recommend a carrier depending on your country
2) Linux laptop/desktop, based on your responses to some questions
3) Potentially: A router/firewall flashed with open source software

And then get on a call with you for an hour and show you how to use it.  The goal is to make the learning curve really easy, and if you ever have a problem, we’re just a text/call away.  If you’re interested reach out.  Nostr DMs, Session, SimpleX, Signal