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 In light of increased knife attacks in Germany, the police labour union is offering a solution. Hand in your knife for a free Netflix subscription. 🤡 world.
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 *buys 10$ knife for free nf-sub* 
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profit 
 For one moth or...?  
 I don't know but knives are cheap 🤣  
 Prices for Netflix on secondary market about to crash 
 I like the US approach guns for cash buybacks more.  
 Heard about that. Most Germans don't own a gun. 
 Missed opportunity. 3d printing guns and cashing in $$$. Pleb money printer kind of. 
 Many will probably do it. The idea of living in an open-air prison is popular in Western Europe. 
 More like an open air mental asylum. 
 hand one in every month until they realise how fucking stupid this is 
 For now it's just a proposal. My proposal, as police labour union, would be to lower the age at which stabbers can get convicted for their crime. This is a joke and wont solve the actual problem which is people getting stabbed by underage kids (gangs) at bus stops and elsewhere. Last week a guy got arrested for defending himself against a 13 year old perpetrator who walked free cause of his age. 
 why are kids doing these stabbings though? Gang initiations or something? 
 What's the cheapest knife you can get that will qualify? 
 Those china mall ones for like 1 dollar? 

I think netflix is like 6 dollars or something, so I mean, anything below that price 
 Which was the country that rewarded people for catching and handing in snakes? The one where people started breeding snakes to get the reward. 
 Florida 
 It was the Cobra Effect in India that I was thinking of.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverse_incentive 
 I'm curious to know if, in exchange for entrusting them with my most prized possession, a samurai sword, they would reciprocate with a premium bundle of services, including an Amazon Prime membership, HBO subscription, and perhaps even a Disney+ subscription? 
 Keep the sword and watch movies and shows on emovies 😉  
 Just checked it out, its great!!! 
 Do they accept shanks and sharpened spoons? 
 Knife production intensifies.

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 I carry a pistol literally everywhere I go. “Germany” would shit their pants.