nostr:npub1f5h6emnhzs97u6u8vzk04l4xymxpljpqaurnrhshykrnn4my829q79wjhr Pfft!  The answer is that YOU were constipated but hate taken medicine, so you mixed it with YOUR lunch and had no idea whoever got the trots was a low-down thief who'd steal food from coworkers.  😇