Fuckin’ A

Fuckin’ A


:pepeyikestxt:


Last two memes have been great, keep ‘em coming


3 times on 4 I go to the doctor they told me: we don't know what it is, probably nothing, just take painkiller and wait, if it's not getting better in 2-3 weeks, come again.
That's cost you 80 bucks, thanks for coming.


We are what we eat.


Heck yeah 🎉

Heck yeah 🎉


Wow, amazing advice, well worth $80. Thanks, Doc! Over the last ten years, I think I've been to the doctor only once. My dad has some health conditions, so I've taken him to the doctor. The doc gave him terrible advice, but after some in-depth web searching, I was able to help him more than the cocktail of meds the doctor gave him. It was the first time his eyes were opened to the big pharma scam.


Bruh literally!!!


Nothing like some good memes to start one's week.


🦊 ungovernable

🦊 ungovernable


So true 🤣


:fire:


Are human doctors even allowed to ask about diets anymore? 🤣


Pretty sure most do not. It always amazes me what they feed people in hospital. Its clear they want people to stay sick.


Imagine being a doctor and not asking...
How much water do you drink?
Do you eat real food?
Do you sleep?
Do you exercise?
Do you fuck?
Do you have friends and family?


Do you get enough sun? Have you tried sun bathing your balls?  These are the vital questions 😂


Doc, are my balls tan enough?


New app idea, sack melanin detection.  It provides alerts when you're pasty.  Modified with e-Pants with an automatically deploying flap if you hit critically low Vit. D.


vires in numeris

vires in numeris


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Im sure they're allowed but since it not in their brainwashing curriculum, they wouldnt even consider asking


I assumed vets are equally shitty. They actually do ask this?


Yea a lot things usually wrong with dog is a rapid change in diet. They usually ask you about that first.


Well good to know. Fortunately my cats have not ever needed a vet visit, but at least I can expect some sanity should the need occur


The prices are the insanity part 😂😂.