"OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE! I'M STARING RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND SHE'S HOLDING A FLOWER THAT'S SO PURTY IT COULD STOP MY HEART IN ITS TRACKS! NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN', 'RANDY, WHY ARE YOU YELLING?' WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER - WHEN I SEE SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL, I GET EXCITED! AND SPEAKING OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW GOOD NOSE-RELATED FEATURES CAN LOOK ON A WOMAN? I MEAN, JUST THE RIGHT SHAPE, JUST THE RIGHT SIZE... IT'S LIKE NATURE INTENDED FOR HER TO BE HOLDING THAT FLOWER IN THE FIRST PLACE! ANYWAY, THIS DRAWING IS A WORK OF ART, FOLKS. I COULD STARE AT IT ALL DAY AND NEVER GET TIRED OF IT. OHH YEAH, AND IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE NOSE IS COOKIN', THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!"