BTW, the rants from Discourse leadership about how Qualcomm engineers are clowns who deserve to lose their jobs for not keeping up with Apple are a red herring.

I find Discourse unusably slow on fast machines, like the massive workstation I used to do log analysis across all Twitter logs.

Discourse hijacks ctrl+F and its custom search is too slow to use on a super fast dev box. Even if Qualcomm produced world-class workstation performance on mobile, that wouldn't be fast enough for Discourse.