Took a while, but I now have alby connected, so I can zap to my heart's content. Let's do a contest. I'll give a prompt, funny responses get zaps.

Reasons the mainstream media will give for why you shouldn't own Bitcoin.


It's not real. Only Jimmy Song and other criminals use it.


Cuz you know it’s gonna craaash!


Because bitcoiners are mean


Onward 🫡


It can’t be trusted.


🥸 There is NOTHING funny about mainstream media bitcoin FUD… except maybe “because it has no intrinsic value” 🤣


You're too damn smart to fall for magic internet money without any backing, right?🤔🤨😄


Because the price goes up and down, unlike anything in the "real" economy...


Anti trans / racist / climate destroyer used by extremists 🤷♂


Its too speculative!  Its not a store of value because if it were it would stay the same price.  They are not sending their best!

https://v.nostr.build/yqqDP.mp4
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it’s boiling the oceans. bigly.


Bitcoin will un-gay the frogs


Thought of you immediately after posting this


"Bitcoin Causes Inflation: Bitcoiners are selfish for hoarding currency and not participating in our great national monetary system. All licensed monetary experts agree  that this fact leads to a higher inflation. "


You should refrain from owning bitcoin out of solidarity with the central banks.


Do not buy  Bitcoin because nostr:npub1hxwmegqcfgevu4vsfjex0v3wgdyz8jtlgx8ndkh46t0lphtmtsnsuf40pf and his Bitcoin Mining is boiling the Oceans.  This will be the BlackRock talking point when the Ethereum ETF launches and they got a new shiny product to sell to investors.

https://v.nostr.build/WGGK3.mp4


Trump likes bitcoin


Because Elizabeth Warren a trusted servant of the people says so.


🫂😂 #Bitcoin saved the frogs 🐸 https://i.nostr.build/Q775Z.jpg


I’m new hear. Haven’t gotten any of that figured out


Definitely don’t want anyone being happy. 😆


LFG Jimmy 💎⚡


Because most people are allergic to wealth.


Bitcoin ponzi funds self sovereignty and responsibility


Onward 🫡


Breaking News… Bitcoin stored in cold storage and not with a government approved custodian can cause people’s internal organs to swell and burst. Reports are flooding in from Christchurch, New Zealand, where a 26 year old man  prolapsed this morning while buying a baked potato. Eyewitnesses said the man shuffled in a circle before a violent twitching overpowered him, and he collapsed. Seconds later, he babbled in an unknown language before his organs emptied onto the store floor drenching the area, and several bystanders, in blood and mucus. Politicians and police urge all Bitcoiners to be aware of the health risks associated with self custody and urge people to give over their private keys to a trusted government custodian before the anal twitching begins. G7 countries are having an emergency meeting in Brussels this weekend to put the finishing touches to their global campaign to keep citizens safe. “Make the switch before you get the itch’ is touted to be the message for Bitcoiners world wide. Stay tuned for more on this rapidly developing story.


Likes are cheap, sats are not


"Experts Say Bitcoin Price Increase Leads to Reduced Working Hours and Lower Tax Revenue, Hurting Government's Ability to Fund Ukrainian President's Second Yacht"


Tulips, dude. QED.


zappity-do-da


"This good and not the bitcoins"
Sounds like a joke but was a real newspaper cover when some spaniards were getting up early and forming queues in order to buy treasure bills
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Because it’s boiling the oceans


Bitcoin now found to cause AIDS


Bitcoin is used by the Patriarchy to maintain power


Bitcoin's creation is rooted in white supremacy.


Because its color is orange 🫢


"Stop using Bitcoin! It could kill you! CDC reports of a highly contagious virus having escaped from a military super lab onto the internet.  If exposed to Bitcoin, shut down all electronic devices and report to the nearest quarantine zone for testing.  If unsure, download <this> government app that reports any and all Bitcoin use to the authorities. Oh, and Bitcoin has been linked to criminals. Yeah......"


Most Kenyans believe Bitcoin is a scam ..

Most even fear hearing the name Bitcoin 😂😂
We even prank shop attendants to accept Bitcoin payment because we don't have cash and they decline to sell😂😂😂


it’s for communists


because is not issued by any government


"Bitcoin isn't a store of value,  it's price is only going up because people are buying it" -Peter Shiff on FOX, probably.


Onward 🫡


Because Satoshi might return to steal our bitcoins and use them to fund terrorism


…because it’s a slippery slope to nostr


Because if it fails there isn't anybody to sue to get your money back.


Destroying the $ therefore it's not patriotic ...!


You can em cheaper on Amazon. Only $14.59!
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Took a while, but I now have alby connected, so I can zap to my heart's content. Let's do a contest. I'll give a prompt, funny responses get zaps.

Reasons the mainstream media will give for why you shouldn't own Bitcoin.


A friend of mine found a Bitcoin on the road and told me it’s worth $70,000. 🤣He didn’t understand when I tried to explain to him what a real bitcoin was.😮


It's not LBGQTZYX friendly


because each halving, everyone loses half their coins.


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Marxist mainstream media can't own their private key.


It’s only used by criminals like Fortnite Winnie the Pooh
https://m.primal.net/HmAU.png


When you download them, they can infect your computer with a virus


Bitcoin does not estimulate aggregate demand


"Bitcoin is an alien invention!": Some might suggest that Bitcoin was created by extraterrestrials with a dark plan to destabilise the world economy.


"Bitcoins cause baldness!": Wacky theories may be emerging linking the use of Bitcoin to hair loss, prompting some to avoid cryptocurrency to maintain their hair.


The scary thing is, that there are some who really believe that shit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


I am 100% convinced that we humans don't need help to destroy our self.
We are smart enough to manage
🤣🤣🤣🤣


because there are only 21 millions, and we are 6 billion. not enough for everyone


It isn't backed by anything.


₿> Great post 📬


BITCOIN MASSIVE BREAK OUT IS
COMING SOON 🔥

THE PRICE IS CONSOLIDATING IN
THUS BULLISH FLAG PATTERN.

WE ARE IN A TREND CONTINUATION.

PRAY FOR $75,000 !!

https://t.me/RebelCapitalists/2


“Our expert tech reporters have found Bitcoin to be a scam. Our team each bought a small amount of Bitcoin and entered their addresses multiple times, but were never sent their special Bitcoin “keys”. Representatives from the post office agree that Bitcoin is a scam and this issue of mailing fictitious keys is just another part of the scam.”


"Bitcoin has no intrinsic value."


Halving means losing half your Bitcoin. Suckers!


"Bitcoiners claim that there will never be more than 21M coins and yet accuse our existing financial institutions of causing poverty. Digital pot meet empty kettle?"


It is backed by nothing and it is not stable currency, it’s all Ponzi


Onward 🫡


'What if Satashi pops up and says we're going to 42m coins?'

- Jamie Dimon (I'm paraphrasing from memory)


Bitcorn has been linked in several very rigorous studies to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. It's bad for your health. Buy regular corn instead.


"You can't touch it, so it's not real" ✨✨


It hasn’t been vaccinated


“It’s a bubble not backed by anything”


Holding your own keys is hard and dangerous.
Better spend hours getting a certified brokerage account, waiting on a business day to connect it to your bank account, set up a 401k with you fiat boss, filling out tax forms so your ruler knows everything, click out of all the warning messages required by the SEC, and own an ETF. Simple!


‘Why Buy Bitcoin When You Can Invest in the Surefire Stability of Avocado Toast Futures?’”


You will own no-thing and you will be happy. Owning bitcoin will make you unhappy.

-MSM, Chief WEF Mouthpiece


"Bitcoin it's an attack to our stable and democratic economic system.."

LOL


Happy to see you buzz with us!


Took a while, but I now have alby connected, so I can zap to my heart's content. Let's do a contest. I'll give a prompt, funny responses get zaps.

Reasons the mainstream media will give for why you shouldn't own Bitcoin.


It's making the insects disappear.


"Bitcoin is bad for homotranslgbtsexuals. Click here to read why."


Msm sayin 'Bitcoin will put you one the Moon and there is no oxygen up there!'


But The Reeeeeeegression Theoreeeeeeem!!!
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"if it was a good store of value the price wouldn't change"


It's racist, homophobic, misogynist, and a product of white supremacy!


Because it killed Charlie Munger.   BTC killed Charlie.
Live with that Bitcoiners, you evil fuckers. https://image.nostr.build/397b322562dbb9eec01327ae4296f9033e7195f676874e1f4491e219704d7293.jpg


Because bitcoin is dead again... it's going to zero 🙃


If the power of government rests on the widespread acceptance of false indeed absurd and foolish ideas, then the only genuine protection is the systematic attack of these ideas and the propagation and proliferation of true ones.

HHH, Democracy: The God That Failed, p. 93

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Because "jOuRnALisM"


It’s not a store of value because it doesn’t stay the same price


“I mean when you want a refund who are you going to call? there’s no bitcoin customer support. It’s a scam i’m telling you.”


*one = on

Donde esta me zap?


“I got 10 bitcoins on Amazon for $25, it’s definitely not worth $70,000”


page 172. Also, apparently he said a quote too that goes like "my goal is to introduce racial determinism to the Austrian method" which to me sounds seems like it explains his whole motivation straightforwardly. Can't remember where the quote is.

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Hoppe has never said the word "decentralize", i dont think he's the right guy to listen to for praxis


Laser eyes are scaring the children.


Cause obviously everytime someone buys a single sat a puppy diea!


Never? Hahah, you're rambling too big... You don't know shit. Just like all the classic anti-Hoppe ignoramuses.

The fact that you simply discredit the man's works with a quick CTRL+F scan proves your malice. Go read without cherrypicking and then try to come...

I leave below the excerpt from "Strategy: Stopping the Statist Disease" on page 6 of What Must Be Done to prove your absurdity:

"... Second, because a monopoly of protection is the root of all evil, any territorial expansion of such a monopoly is per se evil too. Every political centralization must be on principle grounds rejected. In turn, every attempt at political decentralization—segregation, separation, secession and so forth—must be supported."

https://cdn.mises.org/What%20Must%20Be%20Done_7.pdf


Onward 🫡


Because you can't call a helpdesk


Ok, he used the word "decentralize", but in context, he means something different than what I mean. He's saying basically that we need to engage in politics and promote things like "brexit".

I think here Hoppe presents a false dichotomy: He says if you against "political centralization" then you must support all "segregation, separation, secession".


You proved my point. You don't know shit. I repeat, don't make absurd criticisms and whataboutisms without cherrypicking sentences, without reading objectively, and without being fueled by all the fuzzy lolbertarians around.

All his work is based on a complete philosophy, a sound logical epistemology and economic science. If you claim otherwise you are performatively contradictory and anything you have to say about decentralization or liberty is completely unimportant. I have no time for you.


Bitcoin transactions are not regulated or insured, meaning there's no government agency to protect you if something goes wrong.


Because printing dollars helps sequester carbon from the atmosphere so using dollars is the only way to save the world


Took a while, but I now have alby connected, so I can zap to my heart's content. Let's do a contest. I'll give a prompt, funny responses get zaps.

Reasons the mainstream media will give for why you shouldn't own Bitcoin.


#Bitcoin is going to boil our oceans, don't use it. 😁


why idle your car to solve sudokus that trade for heroin??


It's not backed by the "full faith and credit” of the U.S. government"


We've told you 476 times before that bitcoin has died - are you stupid?


„A single Bitcoin transaction could use the same amount of water needed to fill a garden swimming pool“ https://image.nostr.build/42c25f2517459dc12c546d9e07a56d879d6e0b6b2e278defd5a223f292f563e0.jpg


Aren't you aware that bitcoin funded Jan 6. It's money for insurrectionists. Don't be one of them.


Bitcoins will destroy car maker Fiat, will kill grandma with increased CO2 exposure.... and decrease your attractiveness to the opposite gender.


You can‘t handle it!


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The methane the bitcoin chocolate milk cows produce is eating the ozone layer! #veganbitcoin


Onward 🫡


How do you make a large fortune in #bitcoin? Start with a small one and check the price every five minutes.


"Zappers are a cult of nerds that worship NIPples"


it's too volatile... i zapped someone the other day and i had to open the windows due to the lack of oxygen in the air


lol, what gender


Khamas uses bitcoin. And I CONDEMN KHAMMMAS!


“it has crashed so many times! To $200 then to $3,500 then to $15,500 … wait a second …”


'Cos a dead man said it's harmful to rodents or something and stuff


Cos we don't be paid for shilling Bitcoin.


Because you're funding Kim Jon's designer wardrobe

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It's going to boil the oceans!


“You shouldn’t own bitcoin because you can’t throw darts at it. “ - Elizabeth Warren. Hands down the most hilarious one I’ve heard yet.


The Bitcoin CEO won't answer interview requests.


Because it doesn't have the "In god we trust" seal of approval  of the USA.


Because not backed by the army 🪖


Because you can't buy a "State Bitcoins" album to collect them with your grandkids.


What if this “Satashi” guy wakes up out of nowhere and says: “It is not 21M anymore mfers. I fooled u all.” And dumps another 21M to the market? Haha, Checkmate 😎


check dms!


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