Oddbean new post about | logout
 "SCREAMING!: YOU ARE NOT THE ONE GETTING ELECTROCUTED ALL DAY EVERY DAY FROM SPACE! UNTIL YOU ARE!!!" 
 something like that 
 "SCREAMING!: YOU PEOPLE HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THIS MONTH (AUGUST TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FOUR) TO END YOUR ONLINE ZAP ISSUE (MEANING STOP USING THEM ALTOGETHER!)!

I AM BEING TOLD THAT IF YOU DO NOT, IT WILL EXPAND TO YOUR CHILDREN (AGE NOT DEFINED). NOW WHO ARE THE PEDOS?"