Anything that's got seed oils is going to make your penis smaller, lower your T, increase fertility issues, make the sun poisonous to you, addict you to carbs, clog your arteries, make you more stupid, age your body prematurely, and contribute to cancer and dementia. 

Sure, processed has a bad connotation, and under most circumstances, it should. If you are not the one processing your own food, how can you know what you're eating?