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 Duuuuude 😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jD5NVm8BhW8AAAAC/reading-stare.gif 
 Again. You deserve this. You opened the can. Good luck putting shit back in.  Now you have 1970’s Zorro to contend with. 
 there is no contending, there is only losing, smartest super hero in the books, films, and cave drawings 
 Cave drawings? 😂 
 Hilarious 😂 
 We’re scraping the bottom here 😂😂 
  https://image.nostr.build/14f2aaee6a8d383d862177f949481629650656db89f1e6b6491e21cb105fbeb6.jpg  
 Is that wisdom or self reflection 😂🤣🤣 
 Stache wtf. You’re on my side. Don’t flip. Stay the course. 
 Tru dat … nostr was a colder drabber place without ur shabby a**

…ima miss u when cyclops, them pickle ballers and the WON converge on those “golden beans”🙈 
 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡😎 
 My apologies my unpredictable digital fren…I have regrettably deviated from the path o chaotic righteousness…history will be kind to us 🙈🤣🤣🤣

Ps. David carradine’s Kung Fu is the greatest superhero 🤨…that bald headed China man was one bad dude🙈


That is all🧐 https://image.nostr.build/b71eb300b6b6cdc3f460ea03d5e4754d2770ae791384ab39372a908190d664c9.jpg  
 “Contend” 😂😂
We’re talking about the goth dude on a horse who specializes in fencing
https://media3.giphy.com/media/jKMt4JQDQSPKlMRW0H/giphy.gif 
 Zorro created goth culture. Who knew. New rabbit hole just opened. 
 If this is true, then zoro goes to number 1 by default. Goth girls are a gift to the world. 
 Only superhero to realize the Gov was the true bad guy all along and he took them down with his family, a horse named tornado, and a smile

better luck next time

https://i.nostr.build/6LKLpgNBE29dXE6G.gif
 
 Wolverine, Punisher and Batman (and others) all hate the government. All stronger than goth boy. But nice try 
 “and others” 😂

Say his name mothafucka. Say it. 
 Rorschach, Deadpool, the whole x-men, even Captain America (civil war) 
 That’s right, I said it 
 Didn't their girls all leave them for lesser men 👀 
 How does that make them less powerful than goth boy? Not relevant. We’re looking for the strongest heroes, not for the best lover boy 😂 
 The women knew node, they knew 
 Facts 👆

Superman never got cucked. He slayed chicks in his super ways. 
 How? 😂
His human alter ego is a loser 
 All a ploy. Chicks loved him.  In the morning he made super coffee & super eggs. 
 His alter ego was a loser because thats how he saw humanity. As a bunch of losers. Hes an incel at best 😂 
 Shots fired 
 Jealous shots are bb’s.  

He knows Superman is apex.  Deep down he just knows. 
 Clark nerd is terrible. Back to Krypton! Shooo 😂 
 Fine. Then he will just fly there. Really fast. 
Oh, that’s right. He can fly. Fast enough to reverse the spin of the earth (if it really was a ball which it isn’t). 
Point made. 
Batman would have to spend 6 trillion to make some ridiculous contraption that putters through the sky & needs gas. 
 What’s wrong with gas? 😂😂😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wEt6BhusryIAAAAC/stare-sam-jackson.gif 
 Also, you said yourself rule number 1 is protect people. If he flys so fast that he reverses the spin of the earth, wouldn’t he kill most? 
Nice try though 🤭 
  https://image.nostr.build/7e756050ee5559770750d4104e41fee7d7cc8054731d1d4c305b9ca993e992e6.jpg  
 https://media1.tenor.com/m/ucLLyC6hYrgAAAAd/cat-cat-math.gif 
 We’ve confused ourselves. 😂 
 It happens 😂 
 We're back, the eternal debate returns 😂 
https://i.nostr.build/fCUgyCR1H0zNSDLO.jpg 
 THIS!!!??!

This thread is the best use o toxic, random stupidity….🤔maybe ever🙌🏽🌅

Nostr needs this…🤔I think this may be “other stuff”😂🤣🤣

#node u may have snatched the pebble o stupidity from #SatsMcd ‘s
hand😳🤣🤣🤣

https://m.primal.net/KdIO.jpg 
 Now “Kung Fu” …there was a real super hero 😉 
 😂 
 Cats; Don't hit back:https://media.tenor.com/ntmTIpZ_E-4AAAAC/bruce-lee-kick.gif 
 Amethyst really can't handle this shit. I've just got a load of lines to the left of my phone and some bullshit code to the right of it. nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug. Granted, I've never been involved in a 2999+ thread before, it's k8nd of thrilling. My panties are wet. (For reference, panties is a vulgar word and I don't wear any anyway🤷🏻‍♂️). 
 Borrow bulma’s panties @Erik can help you find them 
 Hey man. I don't make a habbit of losing my panties😳.  
 Excellent. 
I’m a gas maxi. 
I just pictured Batman in his $6
Trillion gaycopter having to fill up to chase Superman. 
 It would probably be a top of the line fighter jet…unless Clark nerd isn’t that fast after all 😂😂 
 https://pomf2.lain.la/f/s7283z3y.mp4 
 Right for the jugular. Victory. ✌️ 
 Propaganda from mother Russia. That’s not Batman 😂 
 Knew that goth boy would lose in a fight against the others 😂