Get well soon @Noshole many warm regards 🫂 

 Awww thanks homie 🫂 

 Sendin virtual hugs and flowers 🌷 

 Awww 🫂🥰 

 Maith an bhean 

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 Well done. 

 Ahhhh. Thanks homie 🥰 

 yoooo. Get well soon. Hope everything went smoothly  

 Thanks Enki! Not as bad as I thought 

 Good!  

 Its done! 🥰 

 Finally 😂🫂 

 💐 get well soon! 

 Thank you! 🫂🥰 

 Well your head is still attached so they at least got that right….

What were you in for? 

 Tehehe. They were looking for endometriosis, found some, and cut it out 

 Awww god bless and feel better soon. ❤️❤️ 

 Thank you zardoz🫂🥰 

 🙏🫂 

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 Hope you’re already feeling some relief 💜 

 That’s what I said when I woke up. I was in a lot of pain before and I woke up feeling better than when I went in 😂😂😂😂 

 Yasss 🙌🏽 

 Why do I get Wizard of Oz vibes from this post? The black-and-white to colour juxtaposition? The fact that you might have inhaled N₂O and said "NOOOOOO, I DON'T WANNA SLEEP!" in high pitch squeal before going under? 

 Didn’t even think of that, but you’re right 😂😂 

 Hope ya feel better soon. <3 

 I will! Thank you🥰 

 Gender changed. Congratulations. 

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 Sometimes, I really wish I could zap you 🥰 

 haha aww glad everything went well!😊 

 I LIVE to tell the tale 😂🫂🥰 

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 Are you happy with your nose job?  

 Bahaha very 

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 Aww how beautiful. They smell amazing! Really you shouldn’t have 🥹🥰🫂 

 best digital flowers I could find! 🤞🏻 

 Well I love them 🫂 

 Where can I sign up for the Rapunzel surgery?  

 You will first need a uterus 😂😂😂 

 https://media.tenor.com/6LXE2qKkJLwAAAAM/ryan-reynolds-god-damn-it.gif  

 You can have mine. It’s caused me nothing but problems 😂 

 https://media.tenor.com/qmNDVmbG4DcAAAAM/ryan-reynolds-smile.gif  

 Congrats for your new 🍆 🫂 

 Thanks! Can’t wait to piss my name in the sand 😂 

 https://image.nostr.build/80eae47722d49d7f5872b49e7978c82070adaf630ebe9664059a3db3e1ecb781.jpg 

 Oh wait till she sees this thing 

 See , told ya you’d be fine. Well done ! 🫂 

 I knew you were right, but I couldn’t not be scared for some reason 😂🥰🫂 

 Glad you’re all good , take care 🤙🧡🫂 

 Thank you! That’s my next lesson. I keep trying to get up to do stuff and I’m like oh yeah rest 

 Get well soon  🦪 🫂 

 Thank you my friend 🫂🦪 

 Brought colour back to you Dorthy 

 Felt like her today😂 

 Ok, now no more stone for the kidney, just the body 

 I wish this was for stones. I had that surgery before and it was wayyyy easier 

 Ouf so this was for the mitosis? 

 Tehehe yes (endometriosis) 

 Ouf well take care, make sure you & puzz stay out once yer done 

 That’s the plan. We’re gonna be active again 😂 

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 Good Lord, was unaware you had to go to hospital!!!
I hope you're ok and that everything's gone better than imagined!!!! 

 Thank you friend! I am totally ok, just a little sore 🥰🫂 

 Hospitals terrify me. Thank God for your bravery and your outcome. I'll pray for a prompt and complete recovery!!! 🙏💜🧡💜🧡🙏 

 Same here! But I had my own room and my husband held my hand 🫂🥰 thank you so much 

 It makes all the difference having your nearest and dearest right there, holding your hand. 🤝💜 

 So so so much. It meant a lot to me. (It was 5AM lol) 

 It does.  We heal when we're loved!!! 🥰 

 Rest and recuperate. Get well soon. 🫂 

 I’m trying ! I forgot how boring sitting around could be 😂

Thank you 🫂 

 get well soon! 

 Thank you! 🥰 

 Get well soon :)... hopefully the hubby got you that damn faucet! 

 Bahahaha he will, thank you friend 

 Hope you are feeling well. Your eyes look a little red, are you sure you didn't sneak a bong in there?  

 Nope! Just when I got home 😂 

 Purple pill the nursing staff 

 Did you get skin surgery? IT'S SO NICE MUST BE FAKE. 

 I moisturized before going in 😂 

 Well done Noshole!!! You didn't run into the notorious pigman and you're well! 💜🫂 hope the jab wasnt so bad? 

 Thanks tigs! Didn’t get to see the pig man this time 😭 the iv wasn’t as bad as I thought. Being stuck in bed is definitely the worst part 😂 

 That's great about the iv not being so bad! Are you still in the hospital? Being stuck in a hospital bed is where boredom goes to get reincarnated into a newer.. more boring form of boredom 😂

When do you get home?! Also you didn't ask for a eye patch too right? 🤣 

 Nah they drugged me up and kicked me out same day 😂 I’ve been in bed for 3 days/mostly asleep. I don’t need an eyepatch luckily 

 Ahh... good ol american healthcare. Kicking your ass to the curb while you're still waking up I bet 😅. Yeah get all the rest you can chief... need you at full energy for that Noshole vibe! 

 Yeah! I wanna know when I’m gonna be back to myself. Apparently, today is another bed day and I can’t laugh because that hurts so I can’t watch anything I like 😂 

 Is there a tv/movie genre you can watch which won't cause pain? Something hopefully not full depresso but still not laugh out loud. I WANT YOU BACK TO LAUGHING!! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3TuOQkN7e0

(sorry to make you laugh, no more I promise.) 

 Thanks Tigs! Seinfeld is safe because I’ve seen every episode so many times. There’s no unexpected laughing 

 Haha a true veteran of the arena! 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QviJz4M-mkI

(even I haven't seen this, and im cracking up so watch out!) 

 I haven’t seen it yet either. So I’m not clicking till tomorrow or the next day 😂 

 haha yea.. good thinking. This is actually... making me wonder if the seinfeld dvd boxset has all the bloopers etc! 

 Wtf you had surgery? For what? Are you okay now 

 I have endometriosis on and around the uterus. They had to cut it out because it was hurting my back for a while 

 Hope you’re doing better now 🫂 

 I think so. It’s day 3 and I was hoping I would be moving around a lot more by now 🤷‍♀️ 

I definitely feel the back pain gone, but now it’s just post surgical pain I think 

 Lower back right? 

 Yup! They thought the pain was from that kidney stone, but when it passed, it was still there. So it took quite a while to get this figured out 

 Are they going to do any physical therapy for you later? To strengthen your back 

 I’m not sure. I did it for a few months before. I wouldn’t mind going back, but I doubt my insurance will want to cover it 

 Figured. I pinched a nerve in my spine and went to physical therapy but it didn’t help. Lumbar extensions and deadlifts are what got rid of my lower back pain. You probably don’t need deadlifts unless you wanna build muscle though. Hope that helps. https://image.nostr.build/e08add237f8b13fd178753fcb72b2593ac06c38d2a7d55e62bee837c5e9c4c79.jpg  

 No idea at this point. Before they were strengthening accessory muscles to take the strain off, but now it could be different 🤷‍♀️ can’t imagine working out at this moment 😂