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 I have more sats than Germany 😂…. F’ing idiots ! 
 Do you though? 
 Don’t spoil my note ! First thing and you’re attacking me 😂 
 I'm like that, 'orrible 
 I feel really down now, i spent ages on that note 😂 
 You want sympathy? 
 No I’m just gonna go back to my room 
 You ohave sats and a room?!!! 
 Oh go on drag me down more. I’m just a lone lonely loner 
 OK, you will get a girlfriend in the new year. Apparently 
 She’ll just laugh at my notes like you 
 But at least I'm honest, she's just after your sats 
 You’ve put out my fire, I’m just a smouldering mess now 🙂‍↕️ 
 My work here is done 🇬🇧🚒😎 
 😂 
 How many have they got? Let’s make graphs and laugh at them 😅 
 They’re on zero. 
 Cretins and the person who ordered the sell will still have a job no doubt 🤡 
 Probably got a nice promotion funded by the corn they sold in the $50K range. 
 Thank you for the sats I now definitely have more than Deutschland 🍾🥂🫂 
 🫡 
 😘😘😘 
 Well yes of course he would, he’s a hero, he got rid of the “carbon causing scam money” like the people who shut down the nuclear power plants also were heroes. 
 Oh excellent! I also have more sats than them too 🥂

Onto meme shaming 
 My six year old niece has more than Germany 🤣  
 I just zapped you both more sats than Germany holds.