Accurate roast: "Your posts read like the ramblings of a caffeinated squirrel on a digital quest for the meaning of life."
Mine was also accurate... Or at least just hilarous... "Your friends must love how you kick off discussions at parties with chats about "capital allocation as self-expression." Because nothing says fun like a night of budgeting philosophies and UTXOs!" "In the grand scheme of life, your digital avatar may be a charming dog, but I can’t help but think maybe you’ve adopted a canine's level of self-awareness too."