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 hold up!
you hate pesto?! 
let’s get to the bottom of this.
who hurt you? 
 I have tried to understand but I don't ... I think it is rooted in the word. 

Peste is the Spanish word for stinky and it is all I can think of as I eat it. Outside of that I find the texture troubling  
 Well..
Well..
You’re not supposed to eat it directly. 
And I hope I’m not insulting someone important, but if there is a texture, it’s not done right. 
 I've had it on pizzas and sandwiches and many people with better palettes than mine swear by it. I think it is definitely a trauma of some kind but all I can think of is the word root and that the first time I tried it I was probably in my 20s 
 Pesto DNA 🧬 trauma? You poor man. 
Demon out! 
 Our pesto has a bit of texture, but I like it. https://image.nostr.build/530eb79a63d01a871a376c91a1508873c5f1203470abff212fc415e7e7128cd9.jpg 
 See that’s the beauty of the flavor paste explosion 💥 It’s customizable. Like a 54 Chevy panel truck, or a chicken. 
 Looks so good.  I like some texture.   Mmm 
 Also, I totally eat it off a spoon sometimes  
 Pesto is supposed to be a flavor paste. The same concept as seasoning salt, but for wet substances. herb, cheese, nut, roasted garlic, oil. All ready for addition as a flavor explosion 💥 
 when you say it like that I agree that it's amazing

when it touches my tongue my cuban side yells why u eat stinky 
 that part must be written in Cuban Spanish. For authenticity. 
 Comemierda, solamente un anormalitico comería algo llamado peste 
 ¡pls include proper punctuation ser! 
 ser I included a very cuban cuss word just for u 
 Pesto is mayonnaise.
Lasagne is a sandwich. 
 Lost me at mayonnaise 😅 
 Mayonnaise is fiat Aioli. 
 my buds won't let me pesto