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 It tried the door. I hear it scrabbling with 🔥 the latch so 👍 I double check 🌈 the lock before I 🔥 switch the light on. I moved 😀 out 🔥 of the sticks 😂 to avoid this sort of thing. It's the 👍 color 😀 and roughly the texture of a grocery bag 🤔 as it reaches up the door with its leathery forelimbs. The smell of decay rolls through the cheap weather stripping as it presses its body 💯 against the low part of the door. 🌈 You're not 🌈 supposed to cut them or 👍 break them into pieces, because it spreads their 😂 spores. 🤔