Went to a Brazilian place for lunch and ordered a picanha sandwich. I was so excited as I love sandwiches and I love picanha ...

The sandwich had a ground beef patty, a hot dog cut in two, a big slice of honey ham, a chicken breast, a fried egg, potato sticks and lettuce and tomato. 

Four kinds of meat but no picanha, I am distraught  

 I just ordered a double smash burger, but it was two tiny sliders side by side in a single layer 

So fucking pissed  

 so much false advertising, how do they mistake double smash burger and two smash burgers 

 😲 that’s sad. Picanha is so good.