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 The fuck he doing using a shovel with Crocs. You have to protect your feet. Footstr needs you. 
 *Wears Crocs every day after years of dunking on Croc nerds*

No better walking “shoe” imo 🥸 
 wen crocs on lightning.store? 
 Lightning Jibbitz 🤔⚡️ 
 i'd buy a jibbitz of derek's face 
 This sounds dirty. 
 It's not a shoe, it is screwing with your arch. Remember the whole statue rests on a good base. 
 so you're all about that base

not treble? 
 My anaconda don't want none unless you got, a sensible comfortable shoe that provides support 
 To be fair, I put “shoe” in quotes.