It's true! 

I'm England they have all sorts of topsy turvy shit! 

Pants is underwear
Moms aren't related to you they're just respectable ladies
Biscuits are cookies
And smarties are m&M's not  those icky chalk candies


And unlike we all learned from Alice in wonderland as children, 

At 3pm it may be "tea time" but it's not like a national things like Spains siestas in the middle of the day. At 3pm the while country doesn't sit down with tea and biscuits(cookies) and turn on the telly (boob tube) to watch the now dead queens prerecorded broadcast of her and the young princes playing crouquette with flamingos and not spicing their foods. 

It's not like that at all. I saw disappointed.