May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Fiatjaf please stand up?
I repeat, will the real  Fiatjaf please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Cause I'm Fiatjaf , yes I'm the real Fiatjaf 
All you other  Fiatjafs are just imitating
So won't the real  Fiatjaf please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Fiatjaf , yes I'm the real Fiatjaf 
All you other  Fiatjafs are just imitating
So won't the real  Fiatjaf please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there’s a  Fiatjaf in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up!