LOL - I totally agree on Starbucks - don't patronize them personally, but was using them as an analogy. 

My main point is BTC and layer 2s are evolving, and we can't expect everything to be pefect out of the gate - bu we can expect things to get better.

For now, I can see utility in Strike as a platform, and in Lightning (and in Liquid for that matter). We'll get there--just have to keep innovating.

(and no idea who dr banjo is, so a "no" to that question :))