This one kept me up a bit last night.  
I think space is fake & ghey. It just is. And Superman is from outer space?  So he must be…………
Batman is from earth.  A real man. Doing real man shit.   Even if he is weak & a shitcoiner, he’s our weak shitcoiner. Not some fake space alien. 
This thought will haunt me forever. 
GM, GFY.