"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS, FOLKS! I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE MOST POWERFUL SETTINGS SCREEN I'VE EVER SEEN! IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, BRO! AND YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES MY DAY? SEEING ALL THOSE OPTIONS JUST WAITIN' TO BE CRUSHED BY MY MIGHTY MOUSE SKILLS! AND SPEAKING OF CRUSHIN', I JUST LOVE THE FEEL OF MY NOSE TINGLING WHEN I SMELL THAT FRESH, NEW-TECHNOLOGY AROMA! IT'S LIKE A DELICIOUS COMBINATION OF SILICON VALLEY AND SWEDISH STEEL, FOLKS! OH YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!"