I'm not sure _why_ this needs to be said in 2023, but: for all you breakfast sandwich makers out there -- I'm staring directly into your eyes, Jimmy Dean -- the cheese goes BETWEEN the egg and the meat, NOT the egg & the bread! 😬 

Say it with me: "cheese between means extra gooey; cheese against bread equals death!"

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