Hooking up my wife with lightning 🫡


read this really wrongly

happy for hue tho regardless 😂


Bruh


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Drop her npub


Also tell her about https://strike.me and Bitrefill gift cards. Then she’ll love it


Hooking up
But with
Lightning
🤣🤣🤣


Lmao


She been staking for years 😉


Nah nah! My wife on here is dangerous thing. Not gonna do that 😂


Have fun with the KYC...


Lol 😂 true dat. Strike KYC was heavy


Lightning and chill 🤙


Wallet of Satoshi? 😉


Nah, you know me I’m not that guy😉


Of course. Phoenix?


Yes


I’ll never forget the look on her face the first time I sent $20 worth of Sats to my wife’s Muun wallet and she realized it was the first money she has ever had that has never touched a bank.


https://strike.me/faq/will-the-irs-receive-a-copy-of-my-form-1099-b/

#cashu #ecash #lightning


Well, I’m in India 😂. So far my govt knows jack about what I do on LN


That’s only if you sell


hodlers don’t sell


ah, i see you are unaware of what a taxable event is.

https://image.nostr.build/68ff0dcd1ff7805bfbfaf670393394e3fd1a751da8ee8491d84b8725dd8bf121.jpg


What? You just proved my point. You are only taxed when you sell btc … strike doesn’t even have most of those features lol. It’s simple just buy bitcoin , withdraw , and hold. Easy.


Spending on a gift card is selling


bro sent a Solana shitcoin Pic


Okay but simple bitcoin holders do not get 1099s sent. Only people who interact with fiat get that. No need to scare people.


just buy bitcoin , withdraw , and hold. Easy.


Sorry, i dug that out of /r/cryptotax on reddit back when reddit was a thing. Never noticed the solana branding on it. I didn't even know what solana was.


Strike users who have sold bitcoin via the Strike app during the applicable tax year will be able to access a 1099-B form within the document section in the Strike app.

Don’t sell guys


Are you aware of the de minimis tax rule?

If you KYC your coins then you are subjected to this. Not being aware of this or hiding this information from newbies is unetchical. This is why we need things like #cashu

https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2023/09/19/crypto-wants-a-de-minimis-tax-exemption-in-the-us/


Does this mean your wife's boyfriend is now your node?


Yeah I’ve heard of this stupid law. It’s very hard to enforce effectively but yeah. I understand the concern.


Onward 🫡

Onward 🫡


Nice https://image.nostr.build/c8d4dc373f1e0bf53faa86017466ca3807670fb0713a814b50169208b3a2a84a.jpg


That’s American slang they say 😂


I've been down the end of the barrel of this weapon. Just try and find tax software that supports lightning. I haven't found any. The more complicated your breadcrumb of information you leave behind is used against you as the burden of proof is on you. Have you seen what an IRS audit looks like?

https://image.nostr.build/0a16be47577f98893cf1a056470f3b23e7280d27bf72aa5d0273ecd1753f0fe8.jpg


Bro you must have been on some crazy selling and buying to get audited.


Is there any wallet available for Europeans that allows you to buy with CC? Unfortunately going through Primal is not possible, where I live it seems I pay 6 euros to get 1 euro worth of sats. Not very motivating for onboarding people.


I reported my gain/loss to the IRS. I was punished for following the rules. I just didn't report well enough. I did't know what i was doing.


Hm I don’t understand. If you have proper exchanges, how could it have been messed up? They log  all the transactions? Or was yours really complex


Are you implying that exchanges are the only way to dispose of crypto.

At any time during 202x, did you receive, sell, exchange, or otherwise dispose of any financial interest in any virtual currency?

as asked on your tax return. This is no secret. I don't know what you don't understand.


Stop being a trader and answer no.

When can you answer ‘No’ to the 1040 virtual currency question?
You do not need to check ‘Yes’ to the virtual currency question if in 202X you only:

1. purchased cryptocurrency
2. held cryptocurrency in wallets or accounts
3. transferred crypto between self-owned or self-controlled wallets or accounts


I hope you are still not “disposing” of crypto. Just buy and hold bitcoin . https://image.nostr.build/2960d2fcb49a207989be1dc8d53054f02b0f61a5033590a6eca9635f656b8d28.jpg


Oops, i just disposed 21 sats to you. Fuck, everybody is doing that on nostr. Now what?


Everybody needs to be answering yes to this. It makes the question meaningless.


Tranfering crypto from wallet to wallet that you own costs miner fees. This is an act of disposing your crypto. My tax software includes this, and i have to pay capital gains on the miner fee.


I’m a big fan of hooking up with my wife.


Kinky.