I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.


😄👍

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Real aliens would agree

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Nor should anyone else


💯 cuttlefish like in district 9 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_9


Clearly you have not seen Prometheus.


🎚

#dea https://image.nostr.build/9aa672fe8cdeedad9817ccf35eb07dece9cc021b84a11afe6ce9e0de31308ba3.jpg


Getting in touches.
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This is brilliant 😂💯🙏


You've got a point 🤣


I'm a physicist and I would be very surprised to ever see aliens given the emptyness of space surrounding us.

If there are any aliens that come to visit us they must be way more advanced than our civilisation and would probably remain entirely beyond our comprehension.


^ that was literally my first thought


Disqualified the prawn were humanoid cuddlefish

Love that movie though 🔥


I'd still call that humanoid.


Real. Kinda feels like if we ran it back a few times on earth, the dominant species would be bipedal like 5% of the time.


humanoid alien body

https://image.nostr.build/4e44a547b783d4c5b2c10190b537faa6e37c4fe57d1f570b4ee9b964b00ed63c.jpg


matter of perspective and opinion. bottom right is the size of a humanoid


Also, low probability that the photographic evidence of an alien would also look like the alien from the movie, "E.T.".


Oh. That thang not as fuckable as I thought.


Here's a picture of nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9 's 💯 aliens playing volleyball:

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👌🏻😂 https://video.nostr.build/0dece8f22c88665299613819c1a6e46f6266455f9a9b4d1e7dae4394eb221dd9.mov


That was also my tought.


This account has been HiJack ed :)


I’ll settle for something that doesn’t look like a 7th grade art project. 🤷🏻♂


True!


And,  aliens may not be carbon based creatures.

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I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.


When i was a kid i went to the MD Science Center and one of the exhibits was speculating what other lifeforms would have to look like based on differences in gravity, or vacuum of space, different atmospheres and pressure. Even a bipod form would very likely have much different characteristics. Low gravity environs would make for very brittle endoskeletons over time. Id believe in #spaceslugs long before poor paper mache projects of ET

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You didn't believe their paper mache sculpture? Are you a conspiracy theorist or something?


What are you talking about ? Sorry U.S. propaganda didn't come to my somewhat civilized country, is there some breaking news somewhere ?


Exactly my thoughts. I would assume that aliens at least see with their backs.


Snowden is not impressed by the sandcastle aliens


Alternatively, you could consider that “we look like them”. Unless of course you can postulate how one single species of animal evolved into an humans while every other animal is, still just an animal. Evolution would dictate that by now, at least apes should have some degree of language, writing and engineering skills.


:GrinSmileEyes:


Agreed


Quality of video in this times is about 10%.

Anyway this like news are just fugazi that is trying to hide hyperinflation, bitcoin adoption, lightning bitcoin adoption, fact that CBDCs are worst shit that ever exists, fact that CBDC with timeout and geolocation has been introduced in Thailand and you stupid mongoloid brain dead people are talking about nonsenseses like this???? Fuck you off please. And another fact that Nostr is inconsistent in data and nobody solving this problem, problem of immutability immutability IMMUTABILITY!!!!!!


I wouldn't believe it even if it looked like that. It should be a machine with an AI, possibly carrying a repository of DNA from which it may grow new biological entities on Earth. (Or the remains of the above, whatever that would look like)


This was a midjourney prompt that accidentally got posted to Nostr


Why are all these aliens roughly the same size as humans?  If I had to play out evolution a billion times on a billion planets I would think most winners of the evolution race would be the largest animals.  Also I would assume if they evolved on a planet similar to outs with a denser oxygen rich atmosphere they could be much larger than our largest dinosaurs were or even evolved in an environment like our oceans .aking them even larger.

Nah they are going to be bipedal and 5'9"


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Dont give those morons ideas


that or scared as shit if more of those (aliens) ever show up..


Brilliant!


E.T. Telefono a casa

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Exactly

But don't forget who the psyops are targeted to

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To think some intelligent life form would come near us if they have been watching us the last few 1000 years ,, definitely flattering ourselves


I take your point, but what if a humanoid form is just like most efficient or probable or something? It’s a mysterious universe we live in. That’s for sure.


The reason they all look humanoid, and the partial reason JFK was killed, is that it's humans from the future. There's nothing else out there but us and ourselves from the future, creating paradoxes and influencing history. Free will doesn't exist in our timeline.


Yep! https://image.nostr.build/c9e966b277e89eb47e296307263c5467a6f8ee5209c8413fff90ec80ca4c3b49.jpg


I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.


What if we share DNA with it though ?


Same day russia and north korea met.


I've seen this meme before except the WEF was a merchant 🤣


According to some mythologies, they are.

The small beings we see are the vehicles/avatars various species use to visit us.
They are just suites they put on to come here, or travel through.
 Their actual bodies and environments could be incompatible.


True


I though the same think when saw it. Like, 2 arms, 2 legs, one head with mouth, nose and 2 eyes and you tell me it’s alien?? Come on!! That looks more like a primate or a genetic disease at most, if not a ridiculous fraud


And one would expect them not to be empty handed right, at the very least one of these.
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"Never" is quite a strong word...


Changing career to state marketing consultant? :P


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This note is an instant classic.


God made man in his own image. And an alien looking like ET or a Cuttle Fish doesn’t cut it!


Trump didn't have any secret documents on Aliens in his bathroom. If he, he would have told everyone.


Look, in #Portugal we already have mumia, can you try to be original? "é pah... copiadores"

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Chromosome 2, Edward. We look like them.


Not getting JLo emails they keep being flagged as Spam it's just auto response. Trolls. I have internet data but when I try to apply for jobs online there's "construction" on their  websites. Not getting phone calls or texts. I reached out to Deadpool about not able to make phone calls. I also think people are deciding on their own Not to call me. Holding people accountable doesn't solve the problem. The solution is to leave here with a way to leave but no one will say anything. There is a nice mom but she's busy lives in a 45+ community so I'm too young to live there. And it would be way cheaper.  Her son is cute he looks like Ryan.


I really enjoyed the alien in the book Project Hail Mary - very different from a humanoid and I thought the author did well in making it realistic yet very different from us.  I hope they do a good job with the upcoming movie.


I've never seen any credible evidence for the existence of "aliens" from "outer space".

They are always hoaxes, and they look exactly like Hollywood told us.


as usually, red dwarf has the answer

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I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.


Renee from spartanNash a coworker who somehow got personal information of me. I talked with her and sometimes she was nice..


The food is free for employees and my coworker Jerry said he didn't want me to worry about it he's a Dad


going down there next week to confirm alien body 🤣


basically!


You will be pleasantly surprised when you come to learn how incredibly similar all other high level conscious beings in all the universes are to us humans here on planet earth. When we stop creating weapons they will reveal themselves to us. You see, the elements that make up the universes are all the same. Your DNA is the same as their DNA. They just have evolved to high levels of enhanced DNA. Levels in the 80's to 90's percentile. Humans have achieved on average, 33% enhanced DNA. I posted a note on this topic a few days ago if you wish to check it out. I will be posting some more insights into the DNA topic coming in the next day or 2 as well.  Thanks for all that you do Edward. It's inspiring.


To be fair, maybe there are alien species that have specific beauty requirements for their long-distance truckers. On all other points I agree. 😎


Does anyone see my posts? Can someone rely to this to let me know? Still learning nostr


Actually, more legs, arms, eyes and ears are ineficient. We are essentially a tube with all sorts of apparatus to select what goes in the tube and legs to carry us around.


I can see your posts, Prosocialite Foundation.


Yes, I do see them.


I saw this post.


There’s def issues with ur notes  🥺


check what relays you are sending them to.


I can see it too.


Saw it.


Did you?


Did you really?


Check iris


"Ugly bags of mostly water" sums it up nicely.


your secret super power is your sense of smell


See them 👍, but noticed they are all reply notes, no “first” notes. And it looks like some nostr clients (like Primal) don’t show replies to other notes in a user’s profile so it may appear you have no notes published.


Do you see this post?


K-PAX


Granted they’re ridiculous. I wouldn’t be surprised if two legs, two arms and a head was universal though.


You're either lying or haven't read "Behold a Pale Horse" or watched this video watch?v=03jZEkTCSRI. You can tell it's true just by watching the media "cake" panick video, the cranium is noticable smaller compared to the acual thing


My phone service was turned back on but I can't comment on Instagram


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I thought the exact same thing…


I'm never going to take a "recovered alien body" photo seriously if it looks humanoid. We flatter ourselves thinking they'd look like us. You want my attention, you need to show me a cuttlefish adapted for space. It better not be cute, either. It needs that "long-distance trucker estranged from his family" energy. I need to feel so sorry looking at that poor bastard that I get jet lag by proxy.


lol you’re great and funny 🤫


I always thought that if we were ever going to be invaded it'd be in our oceans.

There is some crazy shit down there let alone the stuff we haven't discovered yet.


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This cold sucks hopefully I can figure out how to turn the heat on and A/C off


This was a fun book and I believe you would enjoy the alien physiology.
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https://m.primal.net/HOGP.jpg


You will never see that because it doesn't exist.


Your wish is my command: https://open.substack.com/pub/jordyflock/p/alien-ark?r=4h1wq&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post


Thanks hero. I finally found notifications today. I wasn't spending time here because I felt invisible. I will be spending more time here now. It's an honour to be here in such good company


The aliens have legs, what so they can walk 10+ light years to earth? OMFG 😂

Technically speaking you bipedal organics are "my ancestors" but you don't look anything like me. Only two eyes and 80% of your meat is used in locomotion. You spend that much if your mass budget on moving and can't even control gravity fields. Skil issue

You know how many fewer bones you would break if you were spherical and armored in neutronic matter? None, you'd have no bones.


Yes


All these alien photos and videos look like they were made with a 1980s cheapo camcorder.
Even the modern ones where we all have HD cameras on every phone.
Pure fake.