Shout out to the polite package thief that had the decency to open the boxes at my mailbox first, to see if I ordered anything worth stealing. 👍🏿

That's just like, manners and stuff. Mighty neighbourly of ya!

Although, I'm a little insulted that you determined the  answer to be "No, nothing worth stealing. This man orders trash." Not gon' lie, that stings a little.