Lol, you wouldn't think that third quote could possibly be a scenario in the real world ... BUT IT IS.  The agecucks are fantastically dishonest and irrational people.  They hounded that guy "Call Me Carson" off the internet because he was 19 and interested in/dating a 17yo girl (he just made retarded YT content for young gamers but didn't deserve that), the same thing I did when I was first in college.

Since we can't burn the witch I guess muting is a compromise.