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Don't even have to do all that. Make a damn blog on blogger. It's free and takes 10 minutes. Then you don't have to pollute shitloads of screen space with your oh-so-intellectual mental masturbation where you reveal you've spent too much time in an office and you're completely disconnected from reality.