The thousand year old mistake is and has always been renaming months. Just leave the months alone. Add no dates subtract no dates divide nothing. 

 You can never predict the market.
Just because it usual pamps in the 8th month, doesn't mean it will this year. 

 Yea why never use leverage stay humble and stack sats. 

 Works like a charm 

 Everytime! 

 Old enough to find this funny. 

 Great times!