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 Ahh thanks for rubbing salt into my wounds. Really refreshing during these hot summer days 
 Why would I run salt on you. If I was to run anything on you it would be my hands in a pushing boundaries way🤷🏽 
 I don't know, as a peeling treatment? 😄 
 You're shedding your skin? You'll let me peel you??? 😍😍😍😍

So you trust me when you're all pink and tender and vulnerable! 

I'll protect you gumwad!  
 I have good metabolism, it only only takes 2 minutes for the exoskeleton to harden