The thing is, it's not just "3 seconds at the start of the game" and that's it. 
It's the first moment where pattern recognition kicks in and you say to yourself "Oh, it's gonna be one of THOSE games?" and then you're constantly proven right every 2 minutes of dialogue for the rest of the game. But because this fag is doing the 
>it's not happening
>it's happening but it's good
>you deserve it
routine, he won't grant that the pronoun screen is just a symbol for the faggotry and insate spinsterism that permeates the game world.
What a nigger.