Did you hear the story about the kid who was outside the Etherium conference selling kittens?  When the people came out from the conference he was holding up the kittens and he was saying "buy an etherium kitten".  Well a couple of weeks later there was a Bitcoin conference at the same venue.  And when they came out there was the same kid holding up kittens and he said "buy a bitcoin kitten".  And a member of the press who had seen him there two weeks before said "wait a minute kid, you were selling these kittens the last time as Etherium kittens, how come they are Bitcoin kittens now?"  And the kid says "because now they've got their eyes open."

-Ronald Reagan