Too many pussies

People who rage quit nostr
Pussies

People who leave their sats on an exchange
Pussies

People who knew the pandemic was a scam but went along with it anyways
Pussies

People who verify themselves on X
Pussies

People who work a job that requires them to have pronouns in their signature
Pussies

People who get offended
Pussies

People who give a shit what other people say and think of them
Pussies

We need less pussies


Reminds me of the “right to jail” sketch 🤭🤭🤭

People who kill spiders instead of taking them outside
Pussies

People who try surfing once and then give up bc water went up their nose
Pussies

Monero people who make an alt account to troll bitcoiners instead of doing it from their regular dumbass npub
Pussies


skateboarding enuf, surfing more expensive


Yes! Stop killing spiders you pussies!


Why people rage quit Nostr?
Idk because I actually love it 💪🏻


Skating much more likely to create expensive medical bills though imo


98% less chance of drowning though.


Taking no prisoners on this fine day ser 🫡


if you are overconfident maybe... i never even really tried to master ramp skating because first few times i dropped in i broke my wrist, that was that, oh, and another time, i ended up with a huge laceration in my right hand

so i stuck to the flat and the curbs and the benches, and got really good at that stuff


98% of sharks disagree


Lol. But seriously you are orders of magnitude more likely to hit a pebble and eat shit while skating that to get attacked by a shark while surfing


my body scars agree


yes but when you make a mistake in the surf you can break your neck much easier

getting gravel rash or a broken bone is nothing compared to paralysis


anyhow, what you love, you love, whatever, don't waste time casting shade on other people's light


you're both right
staying on couch with phone is much safer, 😂


Onward 🫡


True


People who don't convert all their FIAT into #Bitcoin
Pussies


100% certainty of death from that, less likely to die from sky diving


not sure where this 2% comes from, not that many places you can be on a skateboard that close to water


Which pussies did I leave out?
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:jokerclap:


:blobyes:


Anythings possible 😂
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2% is likely by my standard of probability

unlikely is less than 1/1,000,000


ouch, that hits close to home

my friend, Cal, was gonna take me out skydiving on a Sunday, 1990.....

https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=19901217&slug=1110023

Found out when I called for the deets.

Never been, considered it a sign.

#rip


his license plate at the time: N2JUMPN


Human reproductive organs that aren’t penises
Pussies


Cats.
Pussies


just like it's safer in a commercial passenger plane than in a car, i'd bet it's a rare event

if i was a skydiver i'd have the backup AND a flightsuit in case both fail, in case i happen to have the possibility to head to a body of water at a low angle


flight suits didn't exist in 1990, but I've got another friend from Alaska that has some insane videos from his crazy-ass stunts.

I'm attracted to extremes, lol, probably why I'm here.

Cheers. 👊🏻


yeah, i think that flightsuits should be a third failure backup for parachuting, it would greatly increase your chances of finding a soft place to land, and has a very low catastrophic failure risk compared to a parachute, like one in million type of probability of the webs tearing off


People who only hold and never spend.


People that drive 45 in a 60


"People who work a job that requires them to have pronouns in their signature
Pussies

People who get offended
Pussies"

These two are too ironic. Makes yourself a pussie. Since you show how you seem to feel offended 😂

Jor pussie


pussy*


People who are offended by Nostr pussy day.
Pussies


Thanks 😜


This

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Onward 🫡