This is from memory. RIP to the author.

A frog walks into a bank to get a loan. The loan officer, Mrs. Whack, says "what's your name?" the frog says "Kermit".  "You're not Kermit the frog!" says the loan officer. The frog says "No, no, I was named after Kermit.  I'm Kermit Jagger. My father was Mick Jagger."  You see, Mick Jagger had fucked a frog.  So the loan officer says, "Ok, do you have any collateral?" and he pulls something out of his pocket, a shiny irridescent unicorn statuette and hands it to her.  She says "I don't know I have to talk to the manager." So she goes into the manager who says "Hi Patty!" and she and tells him the story and holds up the statuette and asks "what is this?"  The manager says "That's a knick nack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man was a rolling stone."