This all started because you were saying that there's no reason anyone should want to jump from LN to XMR

I think we've thoroughly answered that question at this point

Monero provides good privacy guarantees for anyone right out of the box with good ux. Noobs included.

As opposed to the Rube Goldberg machines you're proposing and the Coming Soon™️ privacy features I've been hearing about since I came into Bitcoin like 8 years ago

So yeah there's plenty of good reasons somebody might want use XMR. It's good money that protects users. I suggest you accept that fact.