I'm in the middle of a heated discussion. Do men like mysterious women? And if so, when is a woman mysterious?

What do you think nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx and nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap
And of course, the question also goes to all men 😂


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Does mysterious mean 'crazy' in this context🤔 if so yes 🤣


Since I’m pretty much an open book and very single the answer is probably yes. Desired attributes of a partner are very subjective and for each person, man or woman, to decide. Blessedly not everyone is looking for the same thing. I do think novelty in a relationship helps keep the spark alive. Novelty is often confused with mystery.


Can you explain 😂


Oooo good question ! I think they do! Is why I'm always single 🤣😂 I'm not one bit mysterious 💜 this is my scientific research 🥸.

She is mysterious when she barely shows her personality I think. Only to those she trusts, maybe 🤔 not sure if this made sense 😂🙏


Oh the three of us 😂 I am also very direct.


I'm a woman. And my two cents is: whoever pats their head and sucks their balls.


I didn’t understand flirting for ages. Then one day I made eye contact with a guy, smiled, and asked what breed his dog was… at the dog park. He started sputtering and finally got out that he had a fiancé. Which left me very confused until I released that what I had done was enough to make a man think I was flirting. That’s how simple it was. So I’m guessing being a mysterious woman is equally as simple. Don’t tell him your entire life story upon meeting. Don’t always be available. If you carry medicine in your purse have it in a container labeled Poison ☠. Probably does it.


As a member and representative of the male community, that in general there’s a right balance to be hit (which can definitely depend on the individuals), meaning that when a girl is too mysterious and playing incredibly hard to get, then eventually the guy gets bored and moves on.

The same can also be true on the other extreme of spectrum for some, as in the girl is really upfront and leaves nothing for the guy to fascinate about, then the guy gets bored and moves on.

I personally find it the best if it ends up being a continuous back and forth, making it like kind of a fun game between the two, which also helps spice up the relationship and keep it exciting


By patting head I mean nannying them


Totally that simple! 🤣


🤔 maybe we should try this 😂 nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx and nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap


This is also very directly formulated


'dont stick your dick in crazy' is meant as a warning, often not headed, because crazy girls can freaks hahaha


Ohhhhh do you mean sharing secrets/real feelings? Oh I hardly ever share those 😂 very rarely (nostr is the most open I've been online ever 😂) - I will when I really get to know the guy though, but takes a while. Personality I can't hide, it's hard 🥹. But I will try to strike a balance with the two 🥹🙏🫂 this is good advice tanel! 🤙


I was meant to reply to this post 😂🫂 but it's above now 🥹🙏


♂

Not at all. I've seen a lot of people suggesting "don't be allways available" or things like that. I find it all very... artificial, probably that will atract the wrong people.

Granted, nobody wants someone that is 100% available, that is lame and booring. If you actually have a life, filled with interesting things going on that you enjoy then you won't be 100% available all the time and not because you are trying to be mysterious, it will be just because you have a life of your own and that can be a source of interesting topics to share. A genuine one.

Mysterious can be a little bit of fun but soon (at least for me) is quite annoying, I like when people is open and transparent, honest and genuine people. If they want to do something they say "yes", if they are not available but they want, they explain it exactly like that.

I remember a girl who I dated a while ago that allways shared what she thought, simple stuff like "hey, I had a great time, lets repeat it soon" she didn't repress that attempting to be more mysterious or playing some sort of game. That is something really valuable for my perspective.

People are mysterious enough as we are, ypu never finish to know someone, not even yourself. That's all the mystery needed IMO 🤔🧉🫡


No. We like hot women 😆


Before a connection yes after no
That attraction goes away real quick if openness can never be found


Men like the chase. Mystery is part of the chase.


This is a very good point too 🤔💯💜


Good point


just couple of things that came to mind while eating 💜


Mmmmh, I know that one. I am also very open and friendly. Smile a lot. That is quite misunderstood by men as flirting. But that is simply my way. Getting to know me as a woman is much more difficult. I am rather reserved. Almost skeptical. In a relationship then... 😂🤟🏾


What's for dinner?


Not peanut butter and jelly sandwiches 🥹😭🙏💜


had couple slices of porkchop, while listening to this https://youtu.be/ofjSicZulKw?si=RPGM_5Y4ymyAjUrw


Your favorite food?


never even had peanut butter 🤔


Ahhh, Tanel no peanut butter?


That's it, I'm quitting nostr 😭 #tanelhasnt


never had it 😂 no idea if i’m missing out 🤔

can’t have it all


and before you ask, no, I haven’t had a Reese’s either 💜


Nahh my favourite is the Shroom burger from shake shack 👌😍🤤 - and yes, I know tanel, you don't know what it is 😭💜🙏

Otherwise Japanese and Eritrean food is 🤤😍👌


Oh me neither 💜🥹


Maybe when I’ll actually get to properly visit England, I’ll try it out 🤔

Never really heard of the Eritrean cuisine before


If you do, put more jelly (jam) 🤤 Needs to be 60(j):40(P) 👌


Not sure I’ve had Eritrean cuisine either.


I disagree, 60/40 in favor of peanut butter.


For me the pure peanut butter


Oh I think it’s American, but we have it over here now too 🤤 my favourite and definitely worth a try.

One of my oldest friends is from Eritrea so I grew up eating it at her house 👌it's lovely


You’re definitely missing out. Unless you have a peanut allergy.


Definitely give it a try, I think you might like it 😊


Ladies, fiddy fiddy is the way. Chunky btw


You are both criminal. Too much penis butter feels weird in my mouth. Jelly for the win 🥹🫠


Penis butter 🤣😂🤣


Oh I agree 💯😍 chunky for the win, but 50/50 😬 you might be a tad bit criminal too 😭


😱 But it would be so dry, no? I think it would taste nice, but chewing would be awkward 🥹😭


😱😱😱😱nahhh *peanut butter 🙏 sorry 🥲😂 why is that in my autocorrect 😅😭😭


We need a proper delete button that works 😭🙏😂😂🥲😭🫠


Freudian slip


And now it’s been reposted out of context. I’m dying of laughter over here. 🤣😂☠😂🤣


😂😂😂😂😂 “feels weird in my mouth” 😂😂😂😂😂


Typo FTW 😂


Epic 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/e8ca36ad5439d8a90a33b4cfce17c2e6a059281751aef83ac3c0f8c638b58967.jpg


Nooo 😭😭😭😂🤣 maybe people won't notice 😭 I'm gonna go hide 🥹🙏


lmao 👌🏾


Don’t worry, nobody noticed


🫂 It will be ok.


Peanut* 🥹

Whose boosting this 🤣😭😂 noo sexy search bot whyyy 😭


Onw yuor tyops, nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx 🤙💜


Who's* 😭😭😭😂 I can't spell today...


Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣


It's fine 🫂🫂


Mmmh, Eshara 😂


I would say: enjoy . For me peanut butter works


Ma’am you have just been exposed for apparently typing that word often 🤣


Thank you for providing a lighthearted moment, even if it was unintentionally at your own expense 🤣🤙


Freudian slip


Noo I don't I swear I never type penis 😭🤣😂 I don't think I do 🫠🤔. nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s @Vitor something's wrong with Nostr again cos why autocorrect gonna do me like that 😭


Jelly for the win


I can't spell toda 😂😂❤💜😭


Today* oh my lord 👀


gonna try it out, let’s see 🤔

seems like a mouthful https://i.nostr.build/QPYZ.jpg


Personally, no. Would prefer she is more direct and doesn’t play “read my mind” games


Where do you even get these? 😂😂


#taneldoesntwantto


hehe

👀 https://i.nostr.build/oY6W.png


nah that's garbage.

Strong men like a kind woman.

Weak men try to prove themselves to women, that's why "mysterious" women keep them simping.

Chad expects to be treated well while simpy steve will latch onto any attention.

Find yourself a strong man sister.


Yeah right why else was it in your auto-correct? 😂😂😂😂


nostr:npub13epj452d892app3mjath3uxgs9l03rylzxwkymdp50avukztmfeschauwt and nostr:npub160p28kpamaar8alpjr75ndwrhnluev0js5xdv2s9kek4qs22wyaq6t2fhv would be proud 😂


I see what you did there ☝😭😂💜😂😂🤣

I swear it tastes lovely really, just remember the ratio (my one, not the others, they're mad) 😎🤙


so 60% penis and 40% jelly is like the Goldilocks zone?


They can take an example here 😂


Pah, I prefer the PURE pleasure


🤣 Done that once or twice, last week 🤣


Noo 🤣 well yes but with peanut butter 🙏🥹😂😭😂😭🤣 guys I just want to show tenal some new stuff 😭🤣 he'll never try it now 🥹


🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Mara ❤🤣


There is nowhere to hide on Nostr.


I believe that he will definitely try it now


yeah, tenal will definitely give it a go

not sure about tanel tho


#penisbutter originated here 😂


😂 Eshara is a bit distracted today. Do you have something to tell us?


Blanched almond butter tho https://image.nostr.build/c07afbc41567196ad64c75d4628e9d4dcdd90aec4f37c530b2f30d02b94f75b9.jpg


yeah eshara, who got your mind spinning like that 😂


nostr:npub19mduaf5569jx9xz555jcx3v06mvktvtpu0zgk47n4lcpjsz43zzqhj6vzk
Typo of the week?


penis of the week


peanut*


You can tell us in confidence. No one else will hear 😂


Let it be known. This is now forever on nostr relays. Amen.


first the dead bodies, now this

eshara you’re building quite a reputation for yourself here 😂


I..... don't know 🥹 is it not just spell check? 🤣🥹 wait, it's my personal autocorrect? 👀


😂😂😂 im just joking 😂 prob spellcheck


If you’re gonna have a good laugh at someone’s typo. Go on and zap the girl.


Auuuum 😳😱😂🥹


YES
🍆🦪🤙

PENIS


Guysss what about tanel 🥹 he's never had tacos (and PB&J) 😱😂 🙏🤣


I like this title 🤙🙏🥸


Is that double entendre? 🌮


Noo... I don't think so 🤔😂 had to Google that, only know that phrase from a song 🙏😂 I'm a doofus 🙋🏽♀


How do you have a picture of this?


you don’t? 🤔 https://i.nostr.build/2qQd.jpg


So veiny 😂😂


Reading this thread at school is dangerous….


 one of the many reasons I love #nostr

https://cdn.nostr.build/i/0aeb7560c271bbb1cef00760989acd9dd3f37bdc42b37852eecb0d0b70a3e862.jpg


tanel you do have an awful lot of these 🤔 have you just been collecting them over the years 💜🧐


We have wonderd the same thing at one point. He’s got a whole system 😂


Legendary forever typo


Penis jelly?


10 seconds in google can help anybody out 🤗


#penisbutter originated here 😂


Oh my 😳 you find them so quickly 🤣💜


🙈😅🤣 https://image.nostr.build/2fc9258a1259a98a30080a578e91f875749aafeefa5c9e22543d2299363c2aa5.jpg


just do a quick google, and you’ll see 🤗 https://i.nostr.build/g0YY.jpg


I love the duality of nostr. https://image.nostr.build/6bfa351fcb0819209605044e3d2ba8ca522d09d6e30d2cc7f09fa1a5af748706.jpg


I'm learning from the meme king 🙏❤☺ I'm too slow to react though, would take me forever to find something good in time 🥹


Where is her badge


just lean back and enjoy the show https://i.nostr.build/VoZv.jpg


https://youtu.be/iqIq4B1rgl4?feature=shared

Thought Peter André put this matter to bed in the early 2000's?


🕷 https://image.nostr.build/e5e2af06032145d3402e6e1aaf3f7a8f9792cd9b2c60a852b60f6a2977d79480.jpg


here you go ❤ https://i.nostr.build/Krng.webp


Given the same set of behaviors in two women:

She's mysterious if she's hot,
She's a goofy bitch if she's not.

That's really all there is to it.


No way this is hilarious


And I thought my jokes were bad.


🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Why is that in her autocorrect? 🤣😂🤣😂


Oh I get the jokes now lol. Great thread 🤣


It's too late, we all saw it now.


I was looking for this meme 😂🔥


Typos make us stronger...and more hilarious.


Typos… mmmmh 😂


Leave her! We tear down patriarchy to freely express our sexual desires and preferences! If she likes it, let her healthily enjoy it!
You go girl👊❤


Come get your badge, nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx. You’ve earned it today.
https://nostr.build/i/nostr.build_1fbb19e7bc99efd6e9f3d76df2fbf32744babcdd1eb783c54137ca3c1fae467e.jpg

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Thank you nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwxthis is so sweet and cool 🙏🤣💜🌻


💯% 🤣😂🤣 I think I'm immune to embarrassment now 🤣😂🙏


One of us! One of us! If the Nests after dark didn't do it, you've now been fully initiated 😂😂


🤣🤣🤣fapped


One might even call it the seed of #penisbutter


Mysterious women can be… quite alluring.


Okay, and that means?


Maybe cos you eat too much 'penis butter' 🤣🤣🤣


You are missing out. You need to try chocolate peanut butter also.


Means it’s an attractive quality


🤣🤣😂😂🤣❤🥹💯 thanks Derek 🙏😂 was trying to get my brother's to sign up, so glad they didn't (yet) 😂😂😂😂


I will not search 'penis butter' :)


🫂 it’s ok, we have Tanel for this 😂


Do it! Your life will be enriched.

Don’t trust me. I’ve been watching this go down in real time and getting notifications.


Hahaha. Yes!


trust me, you’ll life will be butter nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns 🤗


Can't do it. Even if I wasn't at work, I still wouldn't. :)


Try this, you'd love it! because it comes without 'penis' 😂😂 https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_9568978495358576831694634876.webp


This whole thread is the best since  couch forts, even better 😂😂😂😂😂


May the sats you earn for the value you provided to Nostr today buy you something truly luxurious in the future. 🫂💜


Team jelly 😂

https://i.nostrimg.com/36d20fb812ea02f3a9614804924bd372126bb21ee1916c1f0beae246c5bb7b58/file.jpg


I wear a lot of creepy shirts, but i cant print one with this hashtag 😅😅😅


Finally reading the complete thread to understand what the #penisbutter is all about. 😂😂😂

It’s okay nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx this is how to become famous. We all ❤ you for your typo…


That’s the real question that needs to be answered 😂😂😂


Oh wait maybe with this separation
#
PEN
IS
BUT
TER
😇


That's why I keep the amount moderate, like a gentleman


Reminds me of this musicvideo 😅😅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI


🤣🤣

This in why I’m so bullshit on Nostr.


We absolutely do not need a delete button. This brought many tears of laughter to many people.


This image. Wtf?!? 🤣


Deletion is a funwrecker.


So IT IS real!


You had doubts?


How can I get one?


Im just happy to replace picture with whatever mental image i had before. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Expert level engagement hack


Don’t worry. Notes are forever 😂


Very short answer 😂


Wishful thinking 💭


That might have been so weird…!!! Can’t even imagine🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nostr is a weird place 🤷🏽♀


True🤣


How lucky I was to find the root of the "penis butter" discussion dominating my nostr threads.


We like to conquer, there is mystery on that process, on going to the unknown for a good hunt, its exhilarating. I love that my wife does not tell me everything she does, it gives her power and that is sexy as hell, plus i get to keep my mystery as well. Otherwise it would turn dull.


hahahahah wrongun


Some mysterious women, yes.

https://m.primal.net/HLMo.png


I'm in the middle of a heated discussion. Do men like mysterious women? And if so, when is a woman mysterious?

What do you think nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx and nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap
And of course, the question also goes to all men 😂


Oh dear 😂


This is one hell of a typo!


I’m not a man but definitely YES! Especially if she’s pretty.


You are both criminal. Too much penis butter feels weird in my mouth. Jelly for the win 🥹🫠


….and #nostr never forgets.  🤣🤣🤣

Best. Typo. Ever.


Yes


Then spit the penis butter out, maybe proper spelling returns after. PV 🫂


You just stand by? Why nostr:npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5?


What's the difference between jelly and jam?


They are the same thing I think 🤔 but I could be totally wrong 🙏🏽🥹


I will try this next time 🤣🫂🙏🏽


I can't jelly my finger up my butt.


Rebroadcasted and zappid, again


#makeitquote


#迷言画像
https://image.nostr.build/960b005c6efabf91d12c189cc3b0bc0f68edc6e1ce9b95d863db45d3997d19c6.jpg


There it is 😂😂
Time-stamped for eternity


Immortalized, this is lovely


😂 a classic


Ahahahahaha


Very long thread! Just get people talking about penis butter and jelly and they go nuts.


🤣😂🤣 sometimes I forget about this 🫂


It gets reposted every now and again…….nostr will never forget 😂🫂


I was so confused I thought my phone was slow when I saw it 😂 thought damn, it’s showing me notifications from months ago 😂🤣😂🫂


I see what you did there 👆🤣😂🤣😂🔥🫂


Can you describe the shade of red when you saw this thread continue?


Any amount of penis butter feels weird in my mouth