You are going to control utxos that you can't spend anywhere without cumbersome kyc requirements and severe tax burden

but not to worry!
there will be an alternative that is easy to use and accepted everywhere!
deposit your utxos at SaylorBank and you'll get a 10% premium on sBTC!
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OR

you can just go ahead and transact with plebs directly right now.
you don't need NGU for that.

freedom is now.