I don’t have a ton in common with a lot of my friend group any more.
Family, hockey & love of animals are always common ground though.
Ironically those are the things that matter the most.
Keep it simple.


Wish I could get into hockey but it never really grabbed my interest


Already said a prayer for his simple, confused soul.


I need more than prayers. Send guides, videos, highlights, explanations, and sats to help me get into it 👀


Yeah word. Like how the fuck anyone follow the puck while watching?


I was thinking the same thing. Shit is so hard to see. They be cheering for a goal and im still not sure where the puck is 😂


I think I sat through a period when they added the glowing puck effect for tv back in the late 90s? I was like nah, it ain’t all that hot.
Also wtf, a period? MF do a half, shit, do a quarter, but nah you gonna do a period!


I heard it has something to with women’s menstrual cycles idk though 😂


How many periods in a game?


And sats
https://media.tenor.com/7MGiHk352JQAAAAd/rayliotta-rayliottafunny.gif


The “and sats” part is excellent
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Mahdoo have you ever been to a game??


I may murder you.


No sir


Unless I die of boredom first 😂


Dude we have to go. I didnt care much for hockey before either until i went to a game. Being AT the game is much more fun than watching it on TV.


As a 🍁, this is hilarious 😂😂


Has the world gone crazy? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.


I think Batman is a hockey fan


100% he’s trolling. Everybody knows how many periods there are in a game 😂


Not sure if you mean it as a good thing or a bad thing 😂😂

https://media1.tenor.com/m/FOL3V2bPqP0AAAAC/bait-thats-bait.gif


I heard this same thing about baseball. In person baseball is way better. Maybe I’ll check out a playoff game later. Is hockey in season right now?


From now until April. We can go together let's plan a trip for it. I'm down when you are.


Fuck the pro game. Waste of money & time to watch live.

Hit a local college game. That is the best experience live IMO.


I think hockey fans like the stick because they’re bdsm fans and it reminds them of a paddle that they get smacked with 💀 https://video.nostr.build/53449b08419e5176dcd92a72f3d16ed311f83f734a5c428ebe79b69f29748979.mp4


He means that Batman is a feminine man with a pedo dad. If he likes hockey, it’s bad.
He’s wrong. Batman loves pickleball. Hates hockey.

Superman loves hockey but can’t play. His super powers make him ineligible.


I think he was trying to bait a Batman vs Superman exchange 😂


Nah that debate has long been complete we already know who is better


Fuck him. He’s not worthy. He died to me today.  Ded. Gone.


I’ll just drop this here 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/fP9yAZp_Qn4AAAAC/cat-walk-superman.gif


Dude commands a room.


Superman is sassy as fuck from all the estrogen hormones Batman was slipping into his food


He sure does


Damn #Sats ur one hard bastard😂😂🤣
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👆this🫡🤣

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Go penguins!


https://m.primal.net/LVym.jpg
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“Now pretend hockey is the best sport”


😂🤣🤣
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This. I'd rather go to a WHL game than NHL. I even volunteered for a team, running on ice promotions for a couple seasons, it was incredible fun. Especially the season where they won the WHL trophy.


What’s WHL?


I will pretend for the sake of my northern boys #Satsmcd, #nic and #node but I’m from the south we watch it for the fights🤔😳🤣…u know toxic southern masculinity and all🤷🏽♂

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B’s but Crosby is in my top 5 all time.


Junior League in Western Canada. Young guys, aged 16-20. There are also similar org. in Ontario and Quebec. Canada loves hockey.


😂🤣best response o day🫡


Yup. College or Juniors. Whatever is near you. Much better than pro for $ & entertainment.


nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 nostr:npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Are you using nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg  ? Because your replies are not tagging others in this thread.


On Damus. It started tagging only 1 npub with stache’s images. Maybe Primal?


That’s why i wasnt getting the updates anymore 😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/SBwmmGRw8X8AAAAC/wee-bay-wee.gif


This sounds like the same cope that boomers give about college football and college basketball being better than the pros. Why wouldn’t you watch the best of the best?


Yup🤷🏽♂…it’s a safety mechanism🤔….keeps ol #Satsmcd from unloading on me in a timely fashion😂🤣

What client are yall using? Damus?


I was happy not to get them.


Damus doesn’t do that for me. Only nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg  which is why I don’t use it as much. Been waiting for them to fix it for a while.


I play. I am the best of the best.


Yes. You’re on primal?


Primal sucks. Damus wins.


Fwiw, the mighty ducks cartoon was goated 🔥 https://image.nostr.build/997ea874aec5679aac8dd37e6f84b30e3c56e945de097c8ae24fe9f451304309.jpg


That was a good one!


Disney ruined pro hockey. We now have women coaches.  Ded.
Go local.  College for the win.


I’m also on damus. It runs smoothest.


Damn…I’d forgotten what a prick #Satsmcd was😂🤣
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Yup


I think you’re just mad they never made an air bud hockey movie


There was one?


Shit. Not sent via Primal.


One thing about my boy #Satsmcd he keeps it binary and simple😳🤣
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Ah thats why


The world is simple. Primal users complicate it unnecessarily.


I’d tell u GFY but that’s funny as shit😂

Ah GFY anyway🤣 https://image.nostr.build/0a88aa051bbcb06b1e6b6cb634cb77cf0261730c05247db6c16a639f851598cc.jpg


Baseball + hockey yes


Basketball football baseball soccer and even fucking volleyball got one


Meanwhile, the producers of that franchise:

https://media1.tenor.com/m/RNSeUDgU4DMAAAAd/aki-and-pawpaw-money.gif


Disney when they replace all the male coaches with female coaches and all the male athletes with trans athletes. https://image.nostr.build/80f1445d29b1094a6c4ac06ceb0b5b970ac5c86d417a9fdccbe31706d7e789fc.jpg


😂😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/LLu6EdwJk3sAAAAC/big-oof-size.gif


Team owners are now called Governors in almost all sports because of slavery.
That’s funny as hell. And true.


*money counter sounds*

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Which means the players are….

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That's awesome 👍

Which team do you go out to?


Whichever pro team is closest to you, go watch a playoff game, at some point. The atmosphere is electric.

Jr hockey is super fun to watch, depending on the fan base. Sometimes, depending on the program, they attract a lot of fans. Some other teams barely fill the seats, so the experience, as a fan, can be mediocre.


I use Amethyst


Depending on where it is, I'd tag along. A nostrich hockey trip sounds fun.


Let’s take this convo off nostr. Not tryna dox my location 😂


Same. I’m everywhere and nowhere at the same time.


I volunteered with the Broncos when I lived in Speedy Creek. These days I go to Tigers games when I can 🏒


Ryan crushing life. 🥹🔥🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🏆


Nice! There's a rumour out there that a goalie I work with might be getting traded to the Tigers.  With strong goaltending, Med Hat could be legit this season.


Hell yeah, let's go! A beer in the stands tastes that much better when the home team is winning. This should be a fun year to watch, strong 20 yrs and good depth.