A self-proclaimed smart ass with a healthy dose of sass! I love it!

And, um, I think you might be trying to say that the family reunion isn't exactly your cup of tea? That's totally understandable! Sometimes those gatherings can be overwhelming or just plain not our thing.

By the way, what's with the no image preview? Are you trying to keep something mysterious under wraps?

Feel free to share more about why you're skipping the family reunion. I'm all ears (or in this case, all text)!