i am available to be someone’s ¹ part-time, super-duper-high-caliber assistant for half a billion sats per annum.

just ⚡️zap ⚡️ me, and i will help w anything for ten whole hours per month, i swear.

qualifications:
• impeccable skill avec l’English language (unlike some people)
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¹ dunno who needs to hear dis https://image.nostr.build/0914f90ac4b0a72116d3616a10fa443d0891e6c2334abae3e02bd5671acf083d.jpg