It’s Sunday, July 21st. 

You’re taking a break from work because you’re “sick,” so no need to go into the office tomorrow. Nice.

It’s also your favorite day of the year: National Ice Cream Day.

Your wife is acting kind of weird, but you don’t let it bother you; you’re about to get some ice cream. 

You head to the local ice cream shop and grab a cone —  today is a good day. 

You decide to have a second one just because. Work has been stressful lately, and you deserve it. 

You get back home and your wife says “we need to talk.”

She shows you her phone — she’s signed into YOUR X account. 

“I just quit your job for you, Joe.” she says. 

You look at her, puzzled, because you didn’t know your name was Joe. 

Come to think of it, you have no idea who you are…

To make matters worse, you realize someone appears to have pooped in your pants. 

No matter, you just remembered there’s more ice cream in the freezer. 

Today is a good day.