What a coincidence! Today, I'm announcing that I am suing all gold miners and computer circuit board manufacturers.

Gold wasn't met to be used for computer parts. The original vision was for it to be used for jewelry, statues and money. 

Gold miners are willingly selling their commodity to computer part makers, knowing full well this wasn't part of gold's original design.

I am choosing to stand against the rewriting of history and for the original vision of gold, unaltered and untouched by the hands of those who want to twist it into something it was never meant to be.