American Nostriches, I have a proposition. Write in TheRupertDamnit for our election this year. I promise not to shit myself during a speech. I also promise to not threaten a golf match to the death when asked about how I plan to support the children attending our public schools.
#electionsarestupid #allofuslosewhenthepoliticianswin #TheRupertDamnit2024 #mypromisesarenotempty #justmycoffeecup
I've never even voted before but she's definitely getting the first one from me now.
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