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 American Nostriches, I have a proposition. Write in TheRupertDamnit for our election this year. I promise not to shit myself during a speech. I also promise to not threaten a golf match to the death when asked about how I plan to support the children attending our public schools. 

#electionsarestupid #allofuslosewhenthepoliticianswin #TheRupertDamnit2024 #mypromisesarenotempty #justmycoffeecup  
 I've never even voted before but she's definitely getting the first one from me now.

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 You had me at shit. 
 Not to turn politics into the WWE again...
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BUT
https://image.nostr.build/7569aba08f2671cb6932f7794fb55bf0223ed2066f9c85d17f4cd18efeaf0b18.gif

Who's the president? Me
Landslide fucking victory
I'm the president, I love you
https://youtu.be/tuhe1CpHRxY?si=VRrgYWU6qYsrzWWD