You better develop an allergy and quick.  

 This is the help I need 

 Be that dad that refuses the dog but then becomes the dog's favorite napping spot. 

 I'm already the chickens favorite human 

 it’s already over. 

 https://i.nostr.build/BMqUW1qJgvQ4ZTtm.gif 

 I see a dog in your household in the near future 🔮

https://media1.tenor.com/m/t1jPivDAnK4AAAAC/pondering-the-orb.gif 

 Oh no node #nostr why  

  https://video.nostr.build/6596d3dc9ef1e0510af6ede8cc6111d3458a09ca6cac1e8c7586ad9b62ada2b9.mp4  

 https://i.nostr.build/VZzAgrUj4l74uWkn.jpg 

 It’s gonna be difficult to backtrack from picking names 

 https://i.nostr.build/imLuNEoMENvvzSP8.gif 

 You know what? That might actually work! 😂