somebody tried to convice me that melon is superior to coconut, and i’ve been seriously worried for their tastebuds ever since


Context is key... I personally would never try to crush a coconut between my thighs, so when fishing for simps online, melon is the clear choice


Bruhhhh #tanelhasnt tastebuds

🍈>🥥


Coconut water (straight out of the coconut) is the purest water on the planet.


thick thighs save lives


so incredibly based, coconut maxi here


melon is just a bad watermelon tbh


Unless the life is that of a melon


What happens in thighs, stays in thighs 🤣


melon is delish

#tanlhasnt had any good melon before?


Melons quiver in fear of the OnlyFans model


i have a private fruits and berries tier list with the following tiers:

S
A
B
C
D(N)
Trash
God’s mistakes

melon is a D


show list


Cantaloupe in particular is God’s mistake.


gods mistakes? there's bad fruit?


olives, pineapple and cape gooseberries


y'all need ghesus


Ghesus ate olives. I don’t need that.


Durian belongs on God's Mistake tier


dont know wat cape gooseberries are

but OLIVES AND PINEAPPLE ¿ 🥹

woah


Ghesus will show u the ghway


S
Pomelo, Orange, Tangerine, Cherry, Nectarine, Lemon, Wild strawberry, Strawberry, Blackcurrant, Blueberry, Gooseberry (red), Coconut, Peach

A
Kiwi, Gooseberry (green), Raspberry, Watermelon, Plum, Apple, Grape (seedless),

B
Banana
Lime

C
Grape (with seeds), Red currant, Pear, Avocado

D
Cranberry, Lingonberry, Melon

Garbage
Rhubarb, Pomegranate, Persimmon, Date, Apricot, Mango

God's failures
Pineapple, Olive, Physal


omg you too w the olives, what the hek!!


how u like pineapple?? dont tell me you also hate dat


firstly, amazing list🤌


Is ok. Give it a C. Now watermelon… A+


Watermelon is incredibly based during summer


Pineapple is garbage fruit. Putting a pizza under it makes it God's Shame.


Depends on context. If you're doing arse-torture, watermelon is better , but then again depends if the cocunut has been de-rusked, so like , you know...


But not on pizza.  Never 🤢


agreed 💜 https://i.nostr.build/6mrW.jpg


Olives are unreal man. I hated them , now I love them.


second, i have no words regarding the placement of mango, pineapple, pomegranate.. DATE🫠 and olive


never had it before, definitely a #tanelhasnt


good watermelon so good


i’ll get to try your local ones soon, let’s see 🤗


talking the yellow melon here, watermelon is incredible


how is pineapple garbage fruit


Pineapple is lovely, you shut your tits my friend.


Keep it that way. Imagine you blew your nose on a wet sock and kept it in a bag for a year then dumped too much sugar on it and farted next to it. Thats durian.


describe the taste of pineapple


It's like if cactus thorns were covered in sour.


LOL


OK I'll give this one to the pineapple maxis. Pork marinaded in pineapple is 🤌🏽


I've heard this a lot! people tastebuds change i guess

but i always flund them rly good.. well.. at least particular ones.. theres a lot of different variation

but NEVER the ones from a can, always fresh from market


Now do olives


this country has no sun

local fruit kinda shit here ngl


Salty rubber with a rock in the middle. All the work, no reward.


Fresh olives mmnn,stahp!


pork 🙅🏽♀


It's the closest I can get to cannibal 🤷🏻♂


Have you ever tried mango shake?
https://i.nostrimg.com/9a5ec2eee13836579a44997c9a741913ed2f81d47eba79d1a5814e8679b21481/file.jpg


You're alright man, you're alright.


What did the melon say to the banana when he proposed?
Sorry cantaloupe


like oranges but more acidy


y'all never had good olives, there's so many different ones


Try a tangelo. They're like oranges - acid + ezpeel.


omg this took me a minute 🤣


Probably true lol


ACCURATE


Sunny little blasts of tropical heaven doing the hula up and down your tongue.


You right. I’ve never had a good olive.


agreed


I never knew I could like olives so much until I had a castelvetrano olive.


Pomegranate needs to move way up on the list. But I must admit they're a total pain in the ass.
But I have a lifehack on this one.


never seen those here


perfect


lollol


I don't like licking hula skirts. 😆


ew ser


Rich fleshy balls of dark, deep savory succulence .


As if , you love it.


Avocado, lime and mango belong in S tier. Otherwise this list is S tier.


Deep savory succulents. Funny I could say the same about my dark fleshy balls 😁😆🤣😅


You've sucked testicles before have you?


Lol I’ll just eat meat


blz share


We should do blind taste test live on zap.stream , see if you can tell difference.


Meat and olives go so fucking well together tho...


I'd rather lick whats underneath... 😝🤪


:LUL:


gonna buy them next grocery trip to try


Yeah. Had to remove a rib but it was worth it.


sheikhen not stirred


You wont regret it.


BRB gonna go shave


never had olives with meat before 🤔


wat dis

tanelvetrano is interested


just as a side w bread imo lol
 don't like warmed up fruit


No, meat and mushrooms go well together.

Olives go in the trash.


I'll eat huer olives if huell eat my mushrooms, deal?


gasp


i hate seeds with a passion, i’m big on texture

i’m willing to have another go with pineapple and mango, but dates are just sad. hope they’ll get upgraded in the next build


mushrooms are gross
https://media.tenor.com/jDJkh3w0wTAAAAAM/gregzaj1-ln_strike.gif


it's a sicilian olive and probably one of the best tasting in the world.


Ill eat out of your trash any day man.


weird

because i really love oranges


Facts!


Ha ha!


wat wrong wit pork?


we have opposite tastebuds profiles or smth


ah shid, that’s unfortunate

hope i can still pay in tulips tho https://i.nostr.build/lWrB.jpg


i love mushrooms 🤗


Same. Big fan of savory umami flavor


you are what you eat

pigs eat garbage

u eat garbage


Warm fruit 🤮


You don’t like pie?!


i am uneducated

pigs eat garbage?


no deal? 😮


what’s umami?


Pigs are smart. I eat dem I am smart.


I have one can of olives in cupboard that someone gave me as joke.


may i recommend https://i.nostr.build/WRke.png


When you go to peel all the bits out, submerge in a bowl of water while doing it. The fleshy bits you want will sink to the bottom and the gunky bits float to the top. Skim and drain and now you can have them by the handful.

Seeds still a problem tho. 🤫


Wut wrong wit pussy? 🤷♂


canned olives are usually trash


32c here.


i need a smol guide when it comes to olives 🥺


C tier


you are what you consume


That is where they belong. Too s pensive to ship to you.


ah yea thought u meant a trick for the seeds

the seeds suck


Sorry to dissapoint lol.
Practice trying cherry stem knots with your tongue I guess.
The skills translate 😉


ok i make an exception only for apple


by the way, pumpkin is garbage tier, need to update the list


Dayum!


pumpkin soup is nice


puree with ginger and crutons?

sure, i’ll give it a pass


Agree with this. Pumpkins only good for carving spooky faces.


nice


i usually don't like soup but had pumpkin soup once and it was rly good.. they made it w apple i think


with..

apple?

apple in soup, with pumpkin

yo

uhm

hmm


😂😂😂 idk either but it was rly rly good!


not sure if they’re an open-minded innovator, or if they deserve jail time 😂


hmm

also more trxtured than

maybe it's the texture?


dates are based
superfood


I definitely prefer cantaloupe as a snack, but love coconut for cooking. It has so many uses in Afro-Caribbean cooking.


hmm, i might need to refresh my memory when it comes to pineapple… unfortunately


superfood?


fruit panel w tanel


matatanel fruit panel


ooh hell yea
https://i.nostr.build/ER6J.png


we need moar https://i.nostr.build/Or9O.jpg


oh hell yea


Heidelberg - nice!