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 "Everything is getting better and better," he mumbles as he tries to slurp down his daily ration of high-fructose corn syrup through a mushy paper straw.  
 Cant fix dead or dumb  
 everything I hear is gigi said buy more corn 🤣 
 YES

#YESTR  
 in paper straws we trust.  
 Me? I really like corn...!