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#Plebs #nostrich Your Mother is so old .....She rewinds the Netflix videos before logging out 🤣👌 nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yanfv4mjucm0d5qs7amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd4hk6qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummn9eek7cmfv9kqrx23d6


Your momma 🤣


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#Plebs #nostrich Your Momma is so old .....She rewinds the Netflix videos before logging out 🤣👌 nostr:nprofile1qqsvlca5x9keq5e4km8q26aqas3skkr6xdpcr6ptlxsz5xz095rglrgpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yanfv4mjucm0d5qs7amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wd4hk6qgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummn9eek7cmfv9kqrx23d6


Ya momma so old her social security number is 1.


More your momma jokes please…


My momma? Or your momma?

My momma said alligators so ornery cuz they got all them teef and no toothbrush🤷🏽

On the other hand yo momma so old I told her "act your age" and she dropped dead 🤷🏽


Yo mama is so skinny, her nipples touch!


Ya momma so fat and dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl


Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks!


Yo mama so fat her blood type is ragu


Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie!


No momma so ugly when she was born the doctor said "no no that's a face even you can't love" and tried to put her back in


Yo mama so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch “60 minutes”


Yo mama so hairy people think she's an Ewok!


Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe!


To momma so old her highschool sweetheart was Fred Flintstone


Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.


Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.


Yup momma so poor she lives in a town with 1 stop light and it say "mosey" and "don't mosey"


Yo mama so stupid she studied for a covid test


Yo mama so fat she gave Dracula high cholesterol!


Yo momma so fat I had a threesome with her and never met the other person


Yo mama so old when she was in school there was no history class.


LMAO with these!!!!


My cheeks hurt from laughing so much!


Same


Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “one at a time please”


Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!


Last one..

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!


This was fun 😂

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My face hurts from laughing 😆
Thank you 🙏


Thanks Marie! 😂😂


Lmfao 🤣🙏 ty


Thanks  🤣👌 Goodnight and have a amazing Day . See you tommorow 🫂


Sleep well 🫂


Your mama is so old that when she made hwr first fart, the Big Bang happened and the universe was created.


This one woke me upp 🤣👌 Fart🔊💩🎶


Your mama so old that there was no mama before her..


Your mama so old, her birth certificate says “expired.”


Your mama is so old that her nickname is Singularity..


Your mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.


Onward 🫡


I remember!!