Surgeon General Murthy, a loyal foot soldier of the fiat empire, has declared gun violence a public health crisis. It's quite the spectacle: the Surgeon General, who now seems to be paid to read scripts, is pushing for changes to gun laws. But let's not miss the plot twist here – the real crisis is the fiat system itself, fueling economic disparity and social unrest that lead to violence. Perhaps we should nominate the fiat system for an award in crisis creation. After all, it’s the true mastermind behind the chaos.