I may apply for a nueralink chip in the brain for superhuman strength, real laser eyes, & mind reading. 

I will get super powers before I die. I know it.  I knew as a kid that I would be stronger than Batman one day. That homo always seemed sus to me. https://image.nostr.build/f3464db75816be7ee54d2df1ae1f471a6dc88c42ebc4a96f48a21b8a321775c7.jpg