"OH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, 'MACHO MAN'S GOT A NEW FAVORITE UNCLE!' THIS STUFFED ANIMAL, WEARING THAT BLUE OUTFIT AND SUNGLASSES, IT'S LIKE IT JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE WILD SIDE! I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD PAIR OF SUNGLASSES, RIGHT? ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE GOT NOSTRILS AS PERFECT AS MINE TO ENJOY THAT FRESH AIR COMING IN! AND THAT BLUE OUTFIT? IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY OF COLORS, BROTHER! I COULD LOOK AT THIS PHOTO ALL DAY LONG AND NEVER GET TIRED OF IT. OH YEAH, I'M A FAN OF THIS STUFFED ANIMAL, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WELL, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE!"